
Courtesy of Ben-
Lapland in 5 minutes!
I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity
Major paper due tomorrow. Focuses on three articles and various questions. Started it today. Previously had 1.5 of the articles completed. Currently have almost 2 of the articles complete. Written about one of them. Have to condense the rest as I only have two available pages left, and that has to include space for bibliography.
What I’ve done tonight:
I RULE
Jared Leto. Lindsey Lohan. Combine these two trainwrecks; both of whom I absolutely loathe. Surround them with the premise of John Lennon’s murderer and the days leading up to the actual deed. Not only does this equal a severe case of herpes but also the movie Chapter 27.
One aspect that's always bothered me, now especially after reading the book. Reading Catcher and the Rye while sitting on Lennon's stoop and waiting for the police to arrive. Couldn’t have chosen a better book? Come to think of it, both are travesties. In the literature and music worlds; however separate reasons. (aka CATR is terrible!)
EDIT: and for the record, I know DAMN well the makers of the movie did not put that book in themselves. Read: above post.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TktOCF-iBTQ
Oh, and Happy Easter. I celebrated by eating Peeps on the train back to
Sweet Pea is being fostered in IL. She is available in IL, WI, MN, and adjoining states. Sweet Pea is a 7.9 lb gold and white Shih Tzu who came into rescue from a puppy mill. She is shy but very sweet. She loves to snuggle and would be happy all day in your lap. She was shaved because her coat was matted. She will be a beauty when her coat grows out. She is learning to play and likes to run in the yard. She is very polite with treats and eats all her food very quickly! She gets along with older children and other animals. She is working on housetraining and leash walking and is a quick learner. She is spayed, up to date on her vaccinations and micro chipped. Sweet Pea came into rescue with 2 active ulcers on her eyes. They are healing nicely. She will need eye drops regularly to treat her dry eye. Sweet Pea is fostered in Carol Stream, IL and can be adopted in IL and adjoining states.That being said...
Pre-Finland!
JACK fm had a New Years Eve part at the Myth. Bret Michaels played as well as Firehouse and
Courtesy of VH-1 and their incessant need for reality TV shows starting washed up singers. some local band. Excluding the local band (who were quite young) it was return of the 80’s.
Anyways, the main attraction for this event: open bar. JEI!
Arrived at the venue in mid-afternoon for set up. I really enjoy setting up venues. Arriving when completely empty and then watching your work come together only to eventually get destroyed by the end of the night. Somewhat rewarding.
Had to work during the show, obviously. However, we were allowed to drink as long as we didn’t make complete fools out of ourselves. We had a table set up and the three of us actually working would usually man it together. Occasionally one individual would leave but it’s not as much fun when alone. The third worker, Paul, left early for a party. Baby Steve and I were left.
Not much to say about the local band. One member was hitting on my adorable married boss; Mary Ann. Firehouse was a bore.
Around this time a couple employees at work asked if a certain someone, “him” was here yet. Apparently they’d convinced him to come despite the fact he was hating work and everything about it around this time. HE arrives around this time.
Bret Michaels comes on. I take random pictures around this time. Countdown occurs after a couple songs. Run over to the booth to hug Baby Steve as it hit midnight. Got a drink afterwards and get hugged by HIM. He soon leaves after this. Not sure if I ever got an explanation for the early departure.
Bret Michaels was what I was expecting. Played the songs everyone knows as well as covers simply because no one really cares about his solo work or any song that didn’t hit it big in the 80’s. Two chicks from the first season of “Rock of Love” were on stage making fools of themselves. Lacey and Heather (aka Heath the tranny, for me). Both dancing horribly (not to mention slutty) simply because they have their brief-15 minutes right now. Heather has lost weight but has not lost the tranny inside her/him.
Crowd. Awesome. Surprisingly, not as much teased hair as I was hoping for. Or tacky 80’s clothing. Almost mature of the people...damn them. As if to compensate for the lack of 80’s greatness, the drunken spectacles were enough. Baby Steve and I had a prime location so we witnessed many-a-people being escorted out. Included the easy walking of a person out to the more severe, 4 men holding an appendage each carrying the person out. Not to mention when security was called into action they sprinted like there was no tomorrow.
Clean up, clean up, clean up. Mary Ann escorted a couple winners from the station backstage to meet Bret Michaels. Little Jon (Bret’s second hand man of ROL) gives her his e-mail address as well as telephone number for the next time they (Bret and him) are in
Have two station vehicles at the venue. One remained there overnight due to our states and I managed to drive the other back. Apparently I was the most sober one. Crash at Mary Ann’s hotel room along with her husband, Baby Steve and a couple they know. Baby Steve snores horribly. I don’t think anyone got any sleep.
Became coherent the next morning and go pick up the other vehicle. Got a notice about leaving it overnight in the parking lot. Vehicle is now on record and will get a ticket next time that happens. Don’t think it’ll be hard to spot a large, red JACK fm van. Drive home.
Blah; airport. Was told by parents to go to one airport. Arrive there and one employee says I’m at the correct one. Ask another after searching around helplessly for a while. Am at wrong terminal. PERKELE. Quickly drive to Humphrey terminal.
Lassi’s there waiting. YAY! Drive back to my place; not much occurs. Beginning of one rough weekend for Lassi. ;)
Say “later” (not goodbye!) to her, Mary Ann, Joe, Bubba G, Traffic,
A certain man was a dick. Hugged him goodbye and received nothing in return. Was out getting some air with
Side note: since being here in
Head back to Minneapolis/Uptown. Meet up with
HE shows up a bit later.
On the 5th the two of us went to Megan’s house. Guitar hero was played and Lassi thoroughly kicked my ass. I’ll get my redemption some day, dammit! Quite a few people are there including Megan, Daniel, Beth, Kathy, and Ben.
Introduce Lassi to drinking games. Namely, P&A and cups. This is done off of cheap wine. Head home. I get spooked by deer while driving. Arrive home late.
6th: last day! Includes my “last meal.” This term amuses and annoys the mother as it sounded like I was on death row. Brenda meets up so we can have out “later” moment too. She brings the greatness that is Icee for me and the entire family. Enjoy them with our meal. Classy.
Brenda heads out. Lassi and I go bowling with Ben, Rob and a few other guys. He claims to have kicked my ass again. Not true! I believe he was 2 games, me 1. However I was on my way to dominating that final game. Rematch I say! :P
Go over to Ben’s to watch an anime. Drop Rob off, almost get pulled over and arrive home late once again.
First week of the year comes to a close. As well as my last week in